Lets say the Earth is doomed in 7 days

Asteroid, Bill Gates admits to being the anticrist, Skynet happens for real or whatever have you,lets say everyone on Earth dies in 7 days.

What do you do?

Me? I dunno really,but hopefully getting laid sometime in those 7 days. Hell,I'll pick the whore on the cornor, like STDs would kill me...

I've been watchin too many 'Armageddon' movies (watchin 'The Day After Tommorrow' right now...), and was thinking that theres always a chance of a global catastrophie, and was thinking how much of life would be different when everyone knows they're gonna die.

same ( i live so close so i would just have to walk down the street XD)
steal a ps3 + 360
spam
destroy stuff
listen to music all day and play games like mad
yes my list sucks
this is all hypothetical off course

I can't say what I'd do cause the government is probably reading this thread

yeah sure then go straight to hell and burn forever?

first i would confess and get closer to god and my family in those last few days together.

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Zitat von Victoly

I can't say what I'd do cause the government is probably reading this thread

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LMAO:ROFL: :ROFL:

lol,imagine playing a game online when it all happens,you see all these people dissconnect from the game and...boom...

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Zitat von oxyaxe

yeah sure then go straight to hell and burn forever?

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I don't think a creature who can create an entire universe in the blink of an eye will care where you put your penis.

Personally, I'd try and get as must of the people I know away from towns and into the country, they would bring food of course, as looting and murder would increase one thousand fold.

oh yeah,should prolly add- grab a f**kin piece and caps and start bustin'

I would riot....simply because I can.

I would cry...

Then get a girl :p

Play Pokemon, eat cereal. Thrilling, eh?

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first i would confess and get closer to god and my family in those last few days together.

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Why not start now?

you could get hit by a bus tommorrow

Death comes most when you least expect it

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Zitat von teeth_03

Death comes most when you least expect it

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Actually we made reservations for when I'm 78.

But if I were to die in 7 days, I would have buttsechs with everyone on QJ :)

Assuming i was the only person who knew this, i would steal a credit card, buy a mobile concert sound system and put it a large van, get a guitar and some earplugs, and play smoke on the water as loudly and terribly as i can in the most densely populated area of DC.

Well, I'd ask Skylark to stop using Skynet on IRC....

Problem solved.

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Assuming i was the only person who knew this, i would steal a credit card, buy a mobile concert sound system and put it a large van, get a guitar and some earplugs, and play smoke on the water as loudly and terribly as i can in the most densely populated area of DC.

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Reported to my local police.

I would shoot up the store i would steal a 360 and then kill everyone on the way back from and in Gamestop, i would kill anyone on the street then piss on them, I would walk around naked , i would go bawls out

I would take some Lucid Dream drugs and make the 7 Days a lifetime.

Days 1-6 would be me trying to get as many loans and credit cards as I can. Day 7, I would pay NASA with all the credit cards and loans to send me into space. After the world ends, I'll have nowhere to go but mars.

I'd be nice to everyone.

I'd also right the wrongs I have done.

I'd make peace with all whom i every hurt.

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Actually we made reservations for when I'm 78.

But if I were to die in 7 days, I would have buttsechs with everyone on QJ :)

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HAWT

okay okay here u go:

1st day:
get a hooker and bang her for about 6 hours. Eat her up for breakfast lunch and dinner. Then pay her and then go to a strip club and get some more.
2nd day:
tell the girl I like that I like her and ask her out. Spend the whole day with her if she says she wants to be with me. If not, then I will get that hoe and bang her for the rest of the day. I will also eat her for breakfast lunch and dinner.
3rd day:
I would just go around and be a badass and don't give a crap about anyone. I will RKO people. I will backhand random people. I will cuss out the police. And I will slap all the hot girls' asses. LOL
4th day:
I would buy a gun and plot all day for the last day.... I would have a hoe withh me....
5th day:
I would shoot up a gamestop and get a 360, ps3, and a wii. I would then go shoot up the place and get a super computer with a buncha good computer
games. Then I would go to a secret hideout and bring a hoe. And bang and play my games
6th day:
I would come back up and walk around butt naked and let my privates hang around and let all the girls be in awe. LOL. I would go up to the playboy mansion and bang all the girls and then pose nude. lol
7th day:
I would shoot up every street, shoot every cop, shoot everybody, and bring a hoe to help me. I would just blow up everything. Steal all the money and my life will end with me on my hooker.

THE END

that's what I would do...
LOL sorry about talking about hoes the whole time and banging girls lol.
Whe

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Zitat von FreePlay

HAWT

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OOHHH!!!

I want you first ForePlay... :humped:

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okay okay here u go:

1st day:
get a hooker and bang her for about 6 hours. Eat her up for breakfast lunch and dinner. Then pay her and then go to a strip club and get some more.
2nd day:
tell the girl I like that I like her and ask her out. Spend the whole day with her if she says she wants to be with me. If not, then I will get that hoe and bang her for the rest of the day. I will also eat her for breakfast lunch and dinner.
3rd day:
I would just go around and be a badass and don't give a crap about anyone. I will RKO people. I will backhand random people. I will cuss out the police. And I will slap all the hot girls' asses. LOL
4th day:
I would buy a gun and plot all day for the last day.... I would have a hoe withh me....
5th day:
I would shoot up a gamestop and get a 360, ps3, and a wii. I would then go shoot up the place and get a super computer with a buncha good computer
games. Then I would go to a secret hideout and bring a hoe. And bang and play my games
6th day:
I would come back up and walk around butt naked and let my privates hang around and let all the girls be in awe. LOL. I would go up to the playboy mansion and bang all the girls and then pose nude. lol
7th day:
I would shoot up every street, shoot every cop, shoot everybody, and bring a hoe to help me. I would just blow up everything. Steal all the money and my life will end with me on my hooker.

THE END

that's what I would do...
LOL sorry about talking about hoes the whole time and banging girls lol.
Whe

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a little planned out eh?


notice how either A. the prepubescent kids are gonna go sex it up for 7 days OR B. people are gonna stay with family or get closer to god...
or C. get as illegal as possible...


as for me.. ill take A. and C.

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Zitat von Realn0whereman

a little planned out eh?


notice how either A. the prepubescent kids are gonna go sex it up for 7 days OR B. people are gonna stay with family or get closer to god...
or C. get as illegal as possible...


as for me.. ill take A. and C.

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Heh, then the asteriod suddenly takes a wierd turn and misses us altogether... :Jump:

Wow, people wanting to shoot people and steal things. First of all, the police force will still be in effect so I don't think you will be able to get away with all that. Also, if you do happen to get away with them, they won't be worth anything at the end of that 7 days. Plus, if the situation does happen where the world will end in 7 days, I don't think the lot of you will have the guts to actually kill anyone. Are you seriously telling me that you would spend the rest of your days isolating yourself from others rather than spending time with those that matter to you most? I think I have lost all faith in humanity.

Pray ta God non-stop probably...

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Wow, people wanting to shoot people and steal things. First of all, the police force will still be in effect so I don't think you will be able to get away with all that. Also, if you do happen to get away with them, they won't be worth anything at the end of that 7 days. Plus, if the situation does happen where the world will end in 7 days, I don't think the lot of you will have the guts to actually kill anyone. Are you seriously telling me that you would spend the rest of your days isolating yourself from others rather than spending time with those that matter to you most? I think I have lost all faith in humanity.

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Join the club buddy.

Ya, all the people that want to shoot up the city and "sex0r" all day are probably in the age range of 13 to 16. Also, I don't think it's possible for a guy to last "6 hours". Whoever can do that deserves to live beyond the end of the world.

dude im pretty sure the last thing anybody would be thinking about when the world is going to blow up is family, trust me every1 would go crazy with rage and insanity that every1 would be killing every1.

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Ya, all the people that want to shoot up the city and "sex0r" all day are probably in the age range of 13 to 16. Also, I don't think it's possible for a guy to last "6 hours". Whoever can do that deserves to live beyond the end of the world.

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ive done it twice... a third time with grapefruit

I heard about that

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dude im pretty sure the last thing anybody would be thinking about when the world is going to blow up is family, trust me every1 would go crazy with rage and insanity that every1 would be killing every1.

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Not if you're the only one that knows. And even if everyone did know and everyone was killing everyone, chances are you would be killed too so it's still illogical to think that you will be getting away with all this.

Download all the isos I can and get laid. By this chick i've been wanting to ask out. :Punk:

Why does every1 think taht the person they like will "do" them?

And everybody is being positive, but if this really happened you'd probably get [email protected]

Have a threesome with Scarlett Johanson, and Jessica Biel.

Damn it that would be hot.

You would know where ta find em?

DFS i sorta agree with you, except i would have 2 Jessica Biel's and a Scarlett Johanson

grab my balls and wait my death